Stephen Colbert Admits He Doesn't Really Know Stephen Colbert Anymore

When I sign am I signing this as Stephen Colbert or
as Stephen Colbert?

Stephen Colbert, TV and film actor, one time candidate for the President of South Carolina, and star of the Comedy Central show The Colbert Report is taking David Letterman's job in late night starting in 2015. Mr Colbert has publicly stated that he will not be playing the character on The Colbert Report -- Stephen Colbert. Instead, America will see the real Stephen Colbert.

Sources close to the TV personality state that is exactly the problem. Stephen Colbert has been playing the right wing mirror image of Bill O'Reilly for so long that Stephen Colbert the actor has forgotten what Stephen Colbert the actor is like.

No one likes to talk about it because he is such a great husband, and he is soooo funny. But there is a sad and disturbing underbelly of celebrity. Just the other day he called his own kids "The best interns a high powered and humble news analyst could have." - anonymous member of Stephen Colbert's entourage.

The one on the left may have to be let go.
Who does that with the paparazzi around?
- Stephen Colbert

Mr Colbert is reported to be going to acting lessons so that he may be able to act like "the real life" Stephen Colbert. His trainer is bringing in relatives to help the actor reconnect with his role as an everyday Joe. And the superstar is making progress, it is reported. Just the other day Stephen was able to not interview his mother, and eat some oatmeal raisin cookies with her without making any statements on how Obama is killing off American jobs and American exceptionalism.