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President Putin's official photograph
for the Hello Kitty Fan Club. |
Moscow, Russia In what may be the strangest attempt for any public figure to soften his or her public image, Vladimir Putin, the President of the Russian Federation, has announced to the world that he is
Hello Kitty's biggest superfan.
Anonymous sources deep in the Russian government stated President Putin has been concerned about
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| Hello Kitty in happier times. |
his image for some time. While the authoritarian leader in the past loved to have himself photographed shirtless while wrestling the Giant Carnivorous Mink indigenous to Siberia, he is getting on in years and the time for taking his shirt off in public is long gone. "The man is 62 years old and unless you are Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger hitting the gym constantly a man that age should keep his torso covered," stated a senior Kremlin official.
